May 9, 2007
Phases Of Appreciation
Aquarius Daily Horoscope
Unsettled feelings can plague you today, putting you in an uncomfortable and edgy frame of mind. This can be the result of your having had a recent disagreement with someone you care deeply about, or your unwillingness to give way in an interpersonal conflict with an acquaintance. Your brooding mood will likely have no effect on your situation, however, and the stress you feel can even interfere with your well-being today. Easing your anxiety can be as easy as reminding yourself that your relationships, whatever their nature, will likely change in many appreciable ways over the course of your life and that talking about differences is often the best way to resolve them.
When we recognize and accept that the love we feel for the special people in our lives will wax and wane as time goes by, we can weather challenging periods in our relationships without questioning the strength of the bonds that unite us. Our ability to maintain a positive attitude during periods of interpersonal conflict ensures that we do not feel unduly stressed or strained by the natural rigors that are a part of all emotional partnerships. Our readiness to approach such difficulties rationally instead of allowing our emotions to interfere with our judgment ensures that we, in partnership with the individuals most important to us, are capable of resolving our differences in a focused and effective fashion. When you act constructively instead of brooding in response to personal conflict today, it will no doubt be resolved more quickly and more easily than you might expect.
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5 comments:
I think its true, life is easier when you accept it has ups and downs.
agree with lara - that's what life is all about. Our characters tell a lot about how we'll deal with the downs.
I sometimes find it funny, how things like horoscopes can be related to aptly to what we're going through in life.
Take care, Kate.
You are born the same day as my best friend! She's one tenacious cookie!
I had to send you this as this posting reminded me of a Weird Al Yankovik song title: That's Your Horoscope for Today. I hope it makes you laugh as much as it did me.
Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today Lyrics
Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus. Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing whack-a-mole 17 hours a day
Pieces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola Virus. You are the true lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say.
Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that 40 pound watermelon in your colon. Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, and give a hickey to Meryl Streep.
Taurus
You will never find true happiness, what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.
That’s your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
That’s your horoscope for today
That’s your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
That’s your horoscope for today
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again, by your explosive flatulence. Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancée hurls a javelin through your chest.
Cancer
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud. Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driving test.
Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your bosses face, oh no. Eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quick.
Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligence, EXCEPT FOR YOU! Expect a big surprise today, when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick!
That’s your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
That’s your horoscope for today
That’s your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
That’s your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely, that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions, are all based on solid scientific documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron, not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true, Where was I?
Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner, for someone much more talented than you! Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week.
Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window. Work a little bit harder on improving you low self esteem, you stupid freak!
Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back, "Kill them...." Take down all the naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den.
Capricorn
The stars say you're a exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying. If I were you I'd lock my doors and windows and never, never, never, never, never, leave my house again
That’s your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
That’s your horoscope for today
That’s your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
That’s your horoscope for today
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