I don't want to disappoint...so let's spice it up!

I was thinking today about how desperate the mistress must have been to gain access to my blog. I am not sure how she has gained access but there are several possibilities.

1. One of my readers who has an invite is forwarding her the details of my posts. There are 2 readers with direct connection, but I would have thought both of these readers were more moral and ethical than to undertake this despicable act.

2. She has masqueraded as someone else to get an invitation. However, as some of you know, when I have doubted the request I have put you to a test in order to be issued with an invitation, so I doubt this is the case.

3. She has hacked into my blog. Well she has done this before with my blog and also 2 of my email accounts so it is a strong possibility this is indeed how she has gained access.

It must have driven her absolutely crazy not knowing what was written about her whislt she did not have access to this blog. She was so desperate to see what was written about her that she had to underhandedly gain access to my blog. Poor, poor dear.

She must have been on the outside looking in, thinking about all the horrible things that I had written about her.

You can see it, can't you? The little lost animal going stir crazy with frustration, doing anything in its power to gain control of the situation again.

And how disappointed she must have been once she gained access to this blog because 'Froot Loop in my Shoebox" is not all that juicy, and indeed up until this post there was NOTHING written about her.

So let's spice it up a little! Let's give her sick little mind something to read.

Remember this post?

Well here is the full email. (I have changed nothing apart from anything that may identify any parties)

Enjoy!!!


From: Mistress[mailto:mistress@yahoo.com.au]
Sent: Monday, 5 February 2007 7:24 AM
To: Charlie
Subject: White flag

Dear Charlie,

It's against my better judgement to send you this e-mail. I plead with you not to use it against me legally (I will attempt to word this in such a way that I'm not breaching anything), and that it won't become the subject of a blog.

I'm sorry for the times I contacted you by phone, it was stupid of me. I feel that I must send you this note because of the shit that continues in blogland. I have absolutely no wish to maintain any contact with you whatsoever. I promise you that I am over 'us' and that I am looking ahead and moving forward just like you. I actually hope setting things straight here will help your marriage, if you believe what I say that is.

I have never read the Kissmekate blog, and don't intend to in the future as I understand that it continues to be aimed at me at times. I read your blog back in December, and again this morning. I believe (my friend) has been reading both, but tells me very little, until recently when she thought she should warn me of the crap still going on.

Apparently someone called Melrose Place has been causing trouble. I see one of these comments on your blog today. Melrose Place is an in-house joke here at (my unit complex). One of (my friend) friends started it and I think I blogged about it? Anyway, whoever that commenter is, it's no-one from here. (A neighbour) doesn't even know your blog address (she has a new fella, we don't see much of her), and (another neighbour) isn't on-line anymore. None of my friends would be childish enough to cause trouble in this way.

I just read the last comment directed at me on your blog. Well, I guess it was directed at me, unless you have another Mistress...haha! I swear to you Charlie (and anyone else you choose to share this e-mail with), I didn't leave that wedding ring comment. Actually when I first glanced over it, I thought it was Lara joking that you'd had the ring off to see the tanline???

I also received an email a few weeks ago from (an old school friend). You might remember we caught up at my school reunion and she was leaving comments for a bit on my blog. She's a very religious person and works for (charity organisation). Anyway, she found my email address on (a blogger buddy's) blog after my blog disappeared and my home e-mail bounced and she sent me a new year message. Not sure what happened next, but apparently Kissmekate thought that (old school friend) was me, when (school friend) started a blog. (school friend) had no idea of my dramas over the past months, or the blog wars, or who kissmekate was, and she was pretty upset by the whole thing. She sent me another email and I tried to explain as best I could, and urged her to continue the new blog she had started, but I think she decided against it.

It looks from your blog as though things are going really well for you guys. I really am pleased about that Charlie. Honestly. After everything that has happened it would be so sad if your marriage didn't survive this. I think it will, and I think it will be stronger and better. Especially if you will please accept the truth that it's not me commenting and causing trouble. I am out of your lives, and I wish whoever the smart arse anonymous is would stop keeping me in it. My blog is "no more". I keep it in Invitation mode just so that I can keep the good funny stuff I wrote.

About the housewife dating site. I had a call at work from (my old ISP) in December. There was also a profile set up for me using my old, old email address (the kamps one). I didn't know the address was still active, and (my old ISP) asked me to access it online to see if I needed anything out of it before they canned it. It was full of hundreds of spam e-mails and replies from the housewife site. It wasn't me Charlie. Believe what you will.

OK. I'm nearly done here. I did a few stupid things last year. Things that are totally not part of my normal character. I put it down to 2 things...1. In the words of Evanescence "your voice it chased away all the sanity in me", and 2. the anti-depressants do make a person have an "I don't give a damn" attitude at times.

It took me a while to work out what I could possibly have gained from last year apart from a whole lot of heartache, and financial, mental and emotional ruin.

Well, the best part is that when I hit rock bottom, I generally come back with a bounce. I soon start a new job - one that will solve all of my financial problems. I have stopped taking the Zoloft which means I see my life, and particularly what our relationship was, in a much clearer light that has quelled my heartache. I am currently being wooed by a gorgeous man (his name is Charlie...haha! - he was nearly snubbed on that basis alone) and I am proceeding with extreme caution. Only lunch dates, e-mails and phone calls at present. Why? Because I have learnt that it's not always a good idea to take people at face value.

I'd better go, (my eldest child's) first day of highschool today, and I'm guessing (your child's) first day of school too. It doesn't seem so long ago that (my eldest child) was off to kindy. We both cried! I hope you all have a good day.

Good luck with it all Charlie, to you and your family. I hope your long journey will end in the place you want it to.

Mistress